Illations Gathered From the Previous Six Months

Writing output is inversely related to the amount of food ingested; the less food one eats, the more and the better one writes. If one desires to increase the output then even further, exponentially so, one should build a frank and sincere relationship with dark, black, cruel, mean, abrasive, particularly South American and/or Middle Eastern coffee that feels more like a morning uppercut than a gentle shoulder-shaking wake up call; and one should not treat said coffee like a child or like a pastry by decorating it with cremes and sweeteners. One is presumably adult, and therefore one's coffee should resemble an adult as well, only in a caffeinated liquid form. Also, homemade bread made from the cheapest of ingredients (including nuts and fruit) and imported red wine doesn't hurt. Finally, if one desperately wants to write prolifically, one should move to San Francisco, where even the sidewalks are inspiring.¹

Footnotes: 

1.The above stated results are anecdotal at best and should be treated as such. For accuracy's sake, these conditions must and should be repeated, whereupon findings either corroborant or divergent will be reported.