An actual page taken from an actual textbook published by the Christianity-First,-Education-Second Bob Jones University in 2004, updated in 2008. Two-thousand-and-fucking-eight? Stick your finger in an electrical socket; tell me what you feel.
The book's synopsis? "Explain God's ordered world to your student through the study of the moon, light, electricity, area and volume, simple machines, digestion, animal defenses, trees, erosion, and simple classification of insects." And here I thought Zeus was responsible for electricity! Electricity's just a theory, ya'll. Place ye faith in the Lord to wield it forth.
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