My Advice is Simple:

Don't drive cars. Walk. Bike. Take the bus. Ride a subway. I'd personally sooner crawl than drive ever again. But obviously some people suffer from precluding circumstances, so if you must drive it would be wise to avoid driving  these cars, unless you enjoy that kind of thing. The minivan comes a surprise, but the two frontrunners are somewhat expected. Since they have top ten lists for everything else in the known world, I guess it's only right to have a Top Ten Most Stolen Cars list. On second thought, the minivan might not be such a surprise, especially the old ones. They have felonious usages written all over them, oftentimes literally. It doesn't take too great a leap of imagination to picture some kind of drug cartel on wheels rolling through the suburbs. Also good for heists, what with the sliding door. That is, if you posses the forearm muscles to quickly close such a hulking scrap of metal.